I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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