found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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