I didn't shave. On purpose
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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