come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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