i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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