Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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