Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
There r osticjed everywhere
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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