He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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