Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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