What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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