I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
