Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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