what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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