I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize