these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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