4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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