Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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