So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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