Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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