Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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