you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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