What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
