they need to just BURY HIM!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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