i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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