I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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