forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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