I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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