yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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