Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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