Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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