the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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