I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
