i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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