I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Everclear isn't food dammit
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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