The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.