You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?