This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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