whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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