god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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