yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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