i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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