You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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