I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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