At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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