I'm eating all of the evidence.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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