We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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