it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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