3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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