3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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