I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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