You were right. It hurts to walk today.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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