Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
