Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
