Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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