I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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