have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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