If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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